This is... I don't even...

me:  Hey, [insert my friend's name here], man, don't insult Tobuscus.
He has enough balls to play Amnesia.
That's scary shit, man.

[insert my friend's name here]:  since when did you talk like a gangster?

me:  I had a dream...
And I ate marshmallows in it.
Then I woke up
and felt like talking like a gangster.

  [insert my friend's name here]:  ...ok

me:  Yep.
So
Moral of the story:
Marshmallows go nicely with jam.

[insert my friend's name here]:  ahh
how nice

me:  Brilliant.
isn't it?

I actually said that. Legitimately. At midday.

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_{It is officially fanon. *is shot*}